Jokes > Search Results > tageshoroskop natune net

tageshoroskop natune net Jokes

tageshoroskop natune net Jokes and more.
Winter Puns
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Bible Puns
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Parrot Puns
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Volleyball Puns
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Computer Puns
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
It's Not Easy Finding a Job...
At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because I got tired of the same old grind. Then, I tried being a chef - I figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. Next, I tried working in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was as a musician, but I eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied for a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next up was a job in a shoe factory - I tried hard, but I just didn't fit in. After that, I became a fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income. Next, I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining. So after that I got a job at a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but I realized there was no future in it. My last job was when I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. So, I tried retirement! And I Found I'm PERFECT For the Job!
Dolphin Puns
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Fish Puns
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
Train Puns
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
Rabbit Puns
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Tennis Puns
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
The Expensive Monkeys
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to look at the pets. He sees a monkey with a price tag of $5,000. This makes him curious, as most other monkeys are $500 at most. He then goes to the merchant to ask for details. "Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money?" "That's our computer monkey. It knows Windows 7 and windows 10, and also knows Word, C++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to fix computers if yours breaks." "Wow!" Declared his customer. "That's a good monkey, well worth the money." He goes and finds another monkey with a price of $10,000 and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "That's a highly specialized monkey. It knows 5 languages and can translate fluently between them." "That's amazing!" Says the man excitedly. "That's WELL worth the money!" "Yea, but if you buy one you have to buy all three. They work together." The man follows the seller's pointing finger to yet a third monkey, just sitting there with a price tag of $20,000. "Gosh, what does THIS monkey to justify that ridiculous amount of money?" "To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him Project Manager."