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The Recommended Treatment
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!" "Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me??" asked the man. "Well... no." The doctor replied. "But it's the only food we can get under the door."
Breakfast Puns
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
The pancake thought he was the best breakfast food because nobody stacked up to him.
I keep thinking I'll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
One Liners for Kids
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
Food Pick Up Lines
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Family Puns
My family isn't really into pancakes.
We're more of a Waffle House.
Cake Puns
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
The Trucker and the Waitress
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
Pot Puns
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
Panda Puns
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
Funny Marriage Quotes
"You are a smart cookie. A wise chocolate cake. A brilliant pancake.” - Rey Woodman
Monster Puns
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Baseball Puns
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Penguin Puns
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.