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Pineapple Puns
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
One Liners for Kids
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
Corona Virus Jokes
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Bible Puns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Christian Puns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Funny Self-love Quotes
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
Crow Puns
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Funny Poems
King Hero of old Syracuse had doubts that made him frown.
"Perhaps my goldsmith did not use pure gold to make the crown."
Since proof of mischief must be strong to put a thief in collar,
The king who feared his judgment wrong called on his science scholar.
"Archimedes, friend of old, find me the solution!
Is my crown pure solid gold, or is that an illusion?"
The scholar's task was serious; he struggled hard with math.
His mind was near delirious until he poured his bath.
He noticed how the water pushed him up as he stepped in.
He thought about it harder as he stroked his bearded chin.
"The weight of displaced liquid should always let me know
When any golden solid has a density too low!"
"Eureka!", he resounded. "I have such a clever mind".
Yet his claim was unfounded 'cause he left his clothes behind!

(by Robert Z)
Head Puns
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
Crocodile Puns
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Thanksgiving Jokes
“The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!”

That’s what happens at Thanksgiving when your mom is an obstetrician.
Medieval Puns
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Nuts Puns
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.