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finnish sisu symbol Jokes

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Food puns
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
Ski Puns
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Toilet Puns
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
European.
Phone Puns
Cell phones are a static symbol.
Puns
If you're Russian when you go to the bathroom, and you're Finnish when you come out of it, what are you when you're inside?
European!
Running Puns
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Viking Puns
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Submarine Puns
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
Goat Puns
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Blood Puns
My son was injected with poisoned blood from a person from Finland
He said "I am finnished."
Ocean Puns
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.