Finnish

hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
If you're Russian when you go to the bathroom, and you're Finnish when you come out of it, what are you when you're inside?
European!