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chili Jokes

chili Jokes and more.
Dog Puns
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" - Chili Davis
It's So Cold.... One Liners
It's so cold that the band changed their name to Red Cold Chili Peppers.
Bed Puns
I put a blanket on a small pepper
He said he felt a little chili
Weather Puns
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Hot Dog Puns
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
Mouth Puns
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Rabbit Puns
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Are You Done With That Chili, Pal?
A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there. A pretty waitress shows him to his seat, and he promptly places his order. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself". He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
Spice Puns
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Hand Puns
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
Puns
How do you measure the heaviness of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
It's So Hot... One Liners
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.