There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.