That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.