Rainbow Puns

Check out our hilariously colorful collection of rainbow puns.

Rainbow Puns

Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.