How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.