When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.