I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!