What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.