How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.