What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!