What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.