What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?