What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.