What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.