Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.