What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”