What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.