Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.