What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.