What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert