Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.