What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.