What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.