Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!