What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.