The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.