What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.