The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.