Mountain Puns

These mountain puns will surely peak your interest.

Mountain Puns

I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.