What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.