Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.