You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.