Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.