I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"