A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!