I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.