I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!