A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.