Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
How do you do math in your head?
Just use imaginary numbers.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?
I'm so over you!
Did you hear the one about the statistician.
Probably.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.