Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.