Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"