It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.