How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.