I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.