What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.