Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.