What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.