What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.