When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.