I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.