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Leg Puns

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Leg Puns

What can't cows stand on their hind legs?
Because they lactose.
What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?
Bruised Knee.
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
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