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Leg Puns

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Leg Puns

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?
Russle.
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms resting on a porch?
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
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