Leg Puns

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Leg Puns

I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker

Hop In.
I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
But I broke it off.