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Leg Puns

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Leg Puns

What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?
A carnie-vor.
Why did the thief cut the legs off his bed?
Because he needed to lie low.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play needs a cast.
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