Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.