How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.
"I'll never talk."
What did the police officer say to the hand?
Stop! You are under a wrist!
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt.
Working as a dock hand is hard,
but it's wharf it.
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands