The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.