Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.