My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.