I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!