Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.