What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.