During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.