During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.