Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.