I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.