What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!