What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium