What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!