What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.