What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.