How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.