Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.