Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.