What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it