Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.