I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.