What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.