What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.