What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.