Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.