What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.