It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman