What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.