What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.