Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.