What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.