Short Computer Jokes

With all the computers in our world, SOMEONE has to make fun of them! Welcome to the computer short jokes section!

Short Computer Jokes

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking smart guys...
I found some internet history from my wife on my computer where she'd typed "how to leave husband". It got me really worried.
How did she find out the password to my computer?