April Fools Day: The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
What do you call a female clown?
April Fools.
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord
I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun.
Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.
As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...
...sadly she didn't fall for it.
What's the worst part about April Fools?
Jokes without punchlines.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year.
Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
GF - I'm sorry babe but I've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry as well, I've also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on the 24th of March.
Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.
Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
Girl: "Babe I'm pregnant you're the father."
Guy: "Can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!"
Girl: "Haha! got me! You're not the father."