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Funny Joke: But Why Did You Pull Me Over of All People?

An unlucky man triggers a police speed trap when there's a whole gaggle of cars driving at speed. His protestations don't seem to work with the officer...

This Woman Has Found a Winning Ticket, But...

When a blonde is the recipient of a winning ticket at a restaurant, she immediately ascends into euphoria, telling everyone she has won a motore home, but...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...

This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Wanting to Earn Extra Money

A blonde is looking around the neighborhood to see what she could do to make money. She decides to take up porch-painting.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole

A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...

Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)

A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly

A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...

Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)

It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Hilarious Joke: Does This Guy Know What He's Doing?

A rookie police officer is out on patrol with a veteran when they spot a bunch of people loitering on a sidewalk. They soon step in to take action...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Sitting In a Fine Restaurant

A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...

Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?

A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!