Talking dog

This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...

When one dad gets an unexpected call from his son at college, some strange developments accrue...

Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!

A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...

Joke: The Cat Poem!

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...

Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!

This joke begins with a dog, a parakeet and a cat ascending to heaven.

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...

This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College

The Dean of Women at a college welcomes the new freshmen in a lecture. The topic of her discussions soon turns to morality...

This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

This Joke Starts With What Adam and Eve Said to God

Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

Desmond and Kurt Are Approached By a Beggar (Funny)

When two college students happen upon a beggar, they decide against giving him money, but their reasoning might not be all that correct...

This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home

After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...

Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!

This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...

Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet

This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.

Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares

A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep..."

Joke: Joe's Dead Horse

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days...

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets...

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

A little boy has some questions for the teacher...

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis

This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck

This joke begins with a firefighter noticing a little girl with her own fire truck...