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Joke: His First Jump

A blond guy always wanted to skydive. He waited for years before he had the nerve and enrolled in a skydiving class.

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

Amazing History: He Took Down An Enemy Plane With A Gun...

Owen Baggett is the only man ever to live known to have shot down a fighter plane using nothing but a handgun. Read his incredible story right here.

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!

A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!

When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: The Mute Boy Speaks For the First Time

n American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years...

Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?

A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods

Joke: I've Never Done This Before...

A beautiful woman is sitting next to a teenage boy on a plane....

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: The New School

An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.

Joke: The Honest Judge

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."...

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...