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Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...

Hilarious: It's Pretty Easy to Determine Your Occupation

When a man gets lost in a hot air balloon, his only solution for getting back on track is to ask a man he's spotted below about where he actually is...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

I've Never Seen a Dog With Such Abilities (Hilarious Joke)

A dog sees a vacancy at a local business and decides to head inside to put himself up for the job. He faces resistance from the manager...

This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...

Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???

The oldest profession was not what you've been told it is!

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter

Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...

This Joke Starts With Four Sophomores Taking Chemistry

Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...