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This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled By An Intruder

An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...

This Joke Starts With a Young Couple Going On a Honeymoon

A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...

25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter

Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.

This Joke Starts With Three Prosperous Sons Returning Home

When the time comes for three prosperous sons to return home to their elderly mother, their thinking turns to which gift they're going to please her with...

This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different

A church minister decides to do something a little different during his sermon, so he starts spouting random words for his congregation to sing hymns to...

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

Hilarious: Who Would Have Thought She Donated So Much?

A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...

This Joke Starts With a Businessman In Very Big Trouble

A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...

A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)

When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...

This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft

When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...

21 Things a Burglar Could Tell You, But Certainly Won't

This post could save your possessions, or even your life, someday. That's why you have to make sure that you read it!

Joke: The Secret to Having No Enemies

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...